Lords and Duchesses and Affairs, oh my! Unfortunately, summer break is coming to a close for our dear friends of the Upper East. Will loose ends be tied up in a perfect bow come the fall? Join your ol' pals Maria and Talea as we laugh our way o...

You know what they say, Upper East Siders. "April showers bring season 2 of The Dorota Diaries!" Or was it something totally different? We don't know and WE DON'T CARE. Join us as we explore the Hamptons, shades of white, Rufus v. Jack Johnson,...

Here comes the bride, Upper East Siders! Spring is here and the flowers are in bloom in everybody's hair. While one couple ties the knot, another looks like they're on the verge of a breakup. Ah, the circle of life. We end season 1 asking one v...

Content warning: Drug overdoseAre you a big Leaky Hawk fan? If so, hop in the portal with the gang and grab a front row seat at the Forgotten Bands of the 90s show! This is a real 10 and 2 episode driving us full speed into the se...

Blair and Jenny's final battle is here, Upper East Siders, and it's a problematic doozy! And while Asher might not have a sack of hot dogs this week, he DOES have a sack of SECRETS — and so does ERIC!!! Meanwhile, Serena hasn't shaken Georgina,...

It's SAT time for our favorite private school crew! While Dan chooses to read every SAT prep book known to man, Blair copes with her stress by leaning on her 'ol bullying ways. Serena wants to do well, but with Georgina in town we're not so sur...

Team Blair or Team Jenny? You've gotta decide, Upper East Siders! Mark the date and time because Jenny has pushed our buttons so much in this episode that we may, for the very first time, empathize with Rufus' POV. Shocking, we know...Pu...

Rumors are lighting up the hallways of our favorite private school for girls and (gasp!) a few of our favorite friendships may not survive it. What does survive is decades-long misogyny and slut-shaming! Gen Z — you can bring back the ...

Splish splash, y'all! A fun night at the uh... school swimming pool (smdh) goes horribly awry. Word gets back to the new headmistress and she did not come to play with these privileged youths. Grab that boogie board and try to stay afloat, Uppe...

The prodigal father returns! Blair’s dad is home for the holidays, but the father-daughter reunion is short-lived because her father’s boyfriend has crashed the party. Across town, Serena and Dan get to know each other better through the art of...

Are you 16 and know exactly what you want the rest of your life to look like? Do you have a grandmother who would do anything to get her way? Are you a ballroom dance aficionado? Do you love stuffy parties where you are formally announ...

Episode Content Warning: Eating DisordersIt may be July, but it is THANKSGIVING over here at The Dorota Diaries! In this episode, Maria and Talea reveal themselves as huge fans of Thanksgiving, but even bigger fans of Upper East S...

Happy Birthday, Upper East Siders! We know it's probably not your birthday today, but today we're celebrating the 17th birthday of our Queen Blair Waldorf, so who cares about when your birthday is? Join us as we dive into what is and isn't allo...

Happy New Year, Upper East Siders (better late than never)! We couldn’t ask for a better episode to kick off The Dorota Diaries in 2022 and to prove it, enjoy two hours of us fawning over the whole damn thing. I think we’ve found our passion in...

Masquerades and Moroccan-themed parties are upon us, y'all! This episode marks the momentous debut of Dan's BEST (and only) friend Vanessa Abrams, and Nate's Stepford mama, Anne Archibald, who does not blink. Phantom of the Opera cosplay, coke ...

The martinis are poured and the designer clothes are pressed 'cuz we are heading into the most important day of the fall (according to Queen B) — the annual sleepover! On the other side of town, Derena at long last goes on a proper first date. ...

Life truly has its ups and downs so we had to take some time away, but we are BACK! Hop in your limo to join us as we witness the birth and death of Blair's modeling career at the hands of her own hilariously evil mother. We are also treated to...

Hey, Upper East Siders! The Dorota Diaries is back with episode 3 — and it's Ivy week! Travel back in time with us to junior year of high school, AKA when college acceptances were at the top of our minds... at least for some of us. Prepare to w...

Hey Upper East Siders, The Dorota Diaries is back! In episode 2, The Wild Brunch, we learn that brunch is an extreme sport and not for the faint of heart, we ponder a possible love connection between Little J and Blair, and we bow down to the d...

Welcome to The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast. Join us, Talea and Maria, as we dive into the iconic 2007 CW original show, Gossip Girl! We'll discuss the best outfits, worst looks, and hottest scandals starting with the first epis...